Vegan Engine Coolant
I just about can’t believe what I’m saying, but you know, they make organic antifreeze now.
I couldn’t tell the difference between what, what I just put in my automobile and pink lemonade.
Smelled like it, looked like it, clung to the side of a cup like it.
Got a little taste though.
Doesn’t really taste like it.
Organic antifreeze.
Truly woke.